Random Line of the Day

"Sometimes, when there is a period of neglect in someone's life, benign or not, the neglected gets used to being alone. After a while, all they want is to be left the hell alone."

As you're gaming, your controller shocks you and you pass out. You wake up inside the game you were playing. What were you playing and what do you do?

Tell me a story that involves a rogue turkey, a car key, and a $100 bill.